In today’s episode of “Of course that’s a thing”, we have wolf boxer briefs, which essentially turn your dick into the snout of the wolf as it protrudes outward, giving a 3D look to your junk.
Here’s an idea for a slogan for the company that makes these undies: “Make your package howl like a wolf as you engage with your SO in relations as you sniff her rear end with your snout!” Ya it’s getting a little weird, but think they should really go with it… It’s about time wolf underwear gets noticed by the mainstream public, because we are sick and tired of our packages being confined to the straight lining of regular underwear! With these wolf undies you have the room of an entire wolf snout to let your business literally hang out and consume as much room in your briefs as needed!
Just be aware, if your package isn’t up to snuff, it may end up looking like a pug or an ewok of some sort.
Anyways, if you want to feel like the leader of the pack, you can get these boxer briefs on Amazon. We’ve heard they love people who spend money on stupid stuff over there.