Rubber Duck With a Dick

A duck with a dick? Do ducks even have dicks?! Hold please. According to the internet, yes indeed they do. And, believe it or not, it looks like an earthworm. A long one. A disturbingly long earthworm. In fact, while we are sure this sunny yellow Duck With a Dick is intended as a prank or gag gift for your most deserving recipient, if you really want to make them gag, a photo of a real duck and its dick would serve your purposes much, much better.

Duck with a dick.

Why are people so obsessed with dicks anyways? Just take a walk around your town and we are sure you will find countless dick drawings on walls. Psychoanalyst Vanessa Sinclair told Broadly in 2016 that the art of drawing dicks has everything to do with flexing power “Essentially, the people who are drawing penises over and over again are trying to assert that they have the power,” she explained. “That they have the phallus and do not lack. That they’re not vulnerable. It’s the same classic example of older men who buy a sports car or motorcycle when their physical health and strength begins to decline.”

Duck with a dick.

The fact that the earliest human men were cave-dick scribblers says a lot about humanity and even more about men specifically. But one thing is clear: men have and probably always will be obsessed with schlongs . If you wish to join other dick-obsessed people, you can get this duck on Amazon.