Duck With a Dick: Perfect For Relaxing Bath Time

This little yellow fellow may look like an ordinary rubber duck on the surface, but like real-life ducks there’s much more going on beneath the surface than you might expect. Upon closer inspection of what lies beneath, you may find a little more than you bargained for. This yellow rubber duck has a massive dick! What’s better than a well-endowed specimen who’ll add a splash of fun to your bath time? He’s not ashamed to let it all hang out, which is hardly surprising when you consider the size of his manhood is relation to the rest of his rubber body.

Duck with a dick.

Here’s a little trivia for you: duck dicks actually doesn’t look like that. Duck penises are very strange. You may have read about them online, or even seen pictures, and if so, you’ll know that their genitalia isn’t the phallic shape you might expect, but in fact is corkscrew-shaped. They look a bit like a tentacle. Ducks’ bizarre genitalia is a result of a sexual arms race. Forced mating is common among ducks, so while males’ long, flexible dicks increase their chances of successfully fertilising a female, the females’ anticlockwise vaginas give them a level of control. The lake duck, a species from South America, holds the record for the world’s largest avian penis, and the longest penis in relation to body length of any vertebrate. The record holder is a specimen from Argentina, at 42.5 cm (16.7 inches) long when fully unwound, compared to an average body length of 36 – 46 cm (14.1 – 18.1 inches). For comparison, the average human erect penis is between 13 and 18 cm (5 to 7 innches).

Duck with a dick.

This penis duck definitely has the equipment to impress both birds and humans alike. A great Christmas present for your boss or a relative you hate. For the faint-hearted – this duck’s penis is actually detachable. That’s enough to make most men wince with pain, but this duck with a dick is not fazed at all. He actually finds it pretty useful in certain situations! So if you’re looking for a bath toy that can go from dirty to clean, much like you after a scrub in the tub, order on of these rubbers ducks with a dick on Amazon! You won’t be disappointed.