The weather might get chilly, but there’s no need for you to suffer with a chilly willy. Also known as cock sock, this convenient and eye-catching willy warmer is the perfect gag gift for your mate who insists he’s just cold – not that his dick is just simply ridiculously tiny. It’s knitted in a fashionable red, and has a a knitted drawstring tie to keep it snug around the crown jewels.
How much will your dick shrink in the cold weather? You can expect your penis to shrivel by up to 50% in length and 20% to 30% in girth when the weather gets chilly. As you can see, it’s a pretty significant reduction, so this product might be much more important that you thought when you first saw it.
If you’re ready to fight embarrassing shrinkage when there is a drop in temperature, you can order a willy warmer on Amazon.