A duck with a dick? Do ducks even have dicks?! Hold please. According to the internet, yes indeed they do. And, believe it or not, it looks like an earthworm. A long one. A disturbingly long earthworm. In fact, while we are sure this sunny yellow Duck With a Dick is intended as a prank or gag gift for your most deserving recipient, if you really want to make them gag, a photo of a real duck and its dick would serve your purposes much, much better.